he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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