haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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