dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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