I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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