I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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