Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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