I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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