why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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