I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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