where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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