In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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