Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Even my vagina gasped.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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