Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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