Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
