don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.