I am spending my child support on dildos
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.