I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?