i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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