wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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