People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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