But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Randomize
