Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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