He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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