dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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