Non-Jews are for practice
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
dude i'm inner monologue high
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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