i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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