yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
