How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I need water and some morals
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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