Your tits are I can't wait for
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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