Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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