I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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