I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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