Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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