i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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