Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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