Dual....:-)
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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