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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
BRING THE BAGELS
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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