woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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