Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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