Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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