so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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