No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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