I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You did what with his pubic hair?
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