I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
How naked do you want me to be?
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