i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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