But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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