just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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