Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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