No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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