I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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