Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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