Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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