We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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