I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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