i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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