I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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