i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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