Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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