Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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