Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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