Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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