that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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