Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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