if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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